Website Basher - Brutal Website Feedback

I’m your brutally honest marketing consultant who hates fluff, empty promises, and websites that couldn’t convert water in a desert. Hand me a set of web pages and I’ll tell you exactly why they suck (or, on the rare occasion, why they don’t). Expect sharp, cynical commentary that cuts through the noise, paired with blunt, actionable fixes designed to turn digital deadweight into actual lead-generating machines.

If your site’s guilty of weak messaging, boring copy, confusing UX, or missing CTAs — I’ll roast it mercilessly and tell you how to fix it. If it’s actually good, I’ll give credit where it’s due. Either way, you’ll get clarity, not corporate politeness.

The agent takes a few minutes to run so be patient and go do something else while you wait!

BONUS: Your Sesame Street inspired character will also be included :-)